Monday, June 15, 2009
In: Dontrelle Willis becoming a "Rick Ankiel"-type position player
Out: Dontrelle Willis refusing to acknowledge he now pitches at a Mustang-Bronco level
In: Grape flavored Gatorade
Out: Faygo Grape pop
In: Low volume just to get feeling for game
Out: Listening to Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy
In: You got sleeves...use 'em
In: New Tiger OF Don Kelly
Out: Didn't know there was such a thing as the "Poor Man's Frank Catalanotto"
In: Being right handed
Out: Those kids that needed "lefty" scissors back in elementary school
Out: Does anybody really know what an "oval" looks like??
In: Edwin Jackson's 98 MPH heat
Out: Jeremy Bonderman topping out in the high 80's (yikes)
In: Titanium-plated prosthetic limbs
Out: Bonderman's current right arm that is made of actual spaghetti
In: Dig in and take your cut
Out: Softball players that run up in the box to hit the ball
Out: Terminator: Salvation copying every Will Smith movie from the last 15 years
In: "An honest mistake"
Out: Opening the Cheez-It box from the bottom and getting ridiculed heavily for it
In: Rashard Lewis, East Finals
Out: Lewis morphing into Richard Dumas, NBA Finals
In: Parties with Baby Hot Dogs
Out: Parties with Chips & Dip
In: Seagulls in the outfield
Out: Teams getting rid of them with hostile scare tactics
In: The "Hustle"
Out: It's pretty much the only dance us white people are comfortable doing
In: Sleeping with the window open
Out: Birds will wake ya up with their morning tunes
In: Straight-up honey...just honey
Out: Honey mustard. It's enough already. Stop trying. We've seen your act. We just want honey.
Out: Pretty sad how they all fell off the Earth right around the same time
In: "Here, take my keys"
Out: My brother Sam, aka, "Guy that breaks into a cold sweat if someone else takes his wheels for a spin"
In: Tigers speedy outfielder Josh Anderson
Out: Let's just call him what he really is. The Caucasian Nook Logan
In: Underrated Beach Boys song, "Wendy"
Out: Overrated Beach Boys song, "Surfin, U.S.A."
In: Kinda missin' former Piston Chucky Atkins
Out: Actually admitting that in a public forum...
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